Thursday, September 18, 2008

Acorns and female porn

My daughter used to sing this song in preschool:

I'm a little acorn brown
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut (click click)
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut (click click)

Except she used to insist it was "cocoa ground" not "cold, cold ground." I miss those days.

And a little funny for you. I got this in an e-mail from a friend. It was titled "female porn." (I'm going to grab those nasty Google searchers again):

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

That acorn shot is amazing. Love it. It belongs on a poster.
And lol on that last thing...that is too funny!
Cari

Reds said...

Wow - gorgeous shot Becky!! And love that ad!! LOL!

Jess said...

Wha.... I was just googling and came across your blog!

Just kidding! ;) I like to trap those googlers too from time to time... I am easily amused.

I love those acorns! All those warm browns and they remind me of how fall is literally right around the corner! I love this time of year!

That "female porn" totally does it for me... my dh would just tell me to go by myself- and take the kids while I'm at it- so he can watch the game in peace. Sigh.

Sharon said...

I love those acorns!

And I was expecting you to rhyme acorn and porn and maybe what you daughter accidentally said. ;)

For Over 29 Years... said...

Wow I love the acorns!!! Jess's comment cracks me up, gotta be careful what we write these days.

Joanne Fowler said...

Love the shot and I used to say "cocoa" ground too! lol I got that e-mail too and it's hilarious!!

lcp said...

Great acorn shot!!! Such a great sign that fall is on it's way and that just makes me happy!

Margaret said...

Love that macro shot. Perfect composition and color!

Amy said...

Great acorn shot...LMAO @ grabbing the naughty googlers!

Lauren Hartman said...

Cool shot! Are those real? Also, love the shot from several days ago with the pots and the texture. The colors are gorgeous and the texture just adds that little bit of oomph to the image!

Bobbi said...

Love the acorns and your daughters song.

Ok so your videos killed me. First of all I <3 Rick Astley big time so that Obama thing was hilarious. Seriously loved it! And I had head the last one on Howard Stern before but the visual was great!

Now I feel compelled to share some youtube greatness with you :)

I am evil but this is hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5utqi_QtRU

That hurt big time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHNJ3Yze_aY

The video at the end of this is the best part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bu9TtrFxMY

My favorite ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwS9k1ZexY

Gypsy Girl(Brenda) said...

The acorn shot is great. I got the whole list of female porn and thought it was funny. Hey to bad I didn't have access to your neighbors turtle kid we have a couple of cars driving down the road way to fast here.

Cindi Koceich said...

Awesome shot and cute little poem to go with!

And, am I a total prude that I don't get the email joke??? :)

Suzy said...

Just so you know I will be singing the nut song in my head all day long LOL! Fantastic acorn shot and great work trapping the googlers!